A-Rod and Madonna both spent Thanksgiving weekend in Mexico City.  They are still not confirming their relationship, since Maddy is likely going through a rough divorce from Guy Ritchie.  But apparently on Nov 26, A-Rod “handed Madonna a water bottle” during her concert.  Wooooah, juicy!

But if the newly formed union of Sp-eidi of The Hills has taught us anything, Mexico is the place to be for love birds right now!  So maybe M-Rod is in the future?

My girlfriend Carrie Underwood finally decided to stop cheating on me with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. JUST KIDDING! But seriously though, the two really have ended their relationship. Apparantly Tony told Carrie that he wants to put their relationship on hold during his football season – NOT the first time he has wanted his “space”. I guess that means I have from September until January to make my move!

Alex Rodriguez was caught spending time with a big-boobed blonde in Toronto this past weekend. The two were seen having dinner at the Harbour Sixty Steakhouse and were also spotted at the Four Seasons Hotel where A-Rod had a room. I’m sure Cynthia, his wife and mother of their 2 1/2 year-old-daughter isn’t too happy about this. Doesn’t A-rod know better than to go out in public with the woman he’s cheating on his wife with? He was just asking to get caught! Now his wife is probably going to leave him and take half of his hundreds of millions of dollars. Dumbass.

Who knew Wet’n Wild waterpark hires a bunch of Nazi security guards!!??

I flew down to Orlando to meet up with my friends for the day and we went to the waterpark for some sun and fun.  As we were lounging by the wave pool enjoying our 4th or 5th beer (who’s counting), a team of security came over and started interrogating us.  And since we didn’t have our ID’s on us (who carries their ID to go in the pool??), they started making comments like “We are going to charge you with underage drinking.” and “You have to come and stay in the office with us.”

I said “I don’t have to go anywhere, you don’t have any authority to detain me. I repute that charge!” And the Nazi head of Security was like “Repute? I’m glad you know that word.” and I’m like flipping out at this point.  I said “I graduated from Carnegie Mellon, I know more words than that! That’s why I’m not working at a waterpark!”

lol yea, insulting the head of security didn’t get us anywhere.  So I got kicked out of Wet’n Wild – after I already got sun-burnt Not Hot at all!

Yesterday during the 7th-inning stretch at Yankee Stadium, ex-pitcher of the Yankees, the legendary Roger Clemens made an announcement that he will be rejoining the Yankees!!

The Rocket started his career as a Boston Red Sox, defected to the Yankees in the late late 90′s, helping to win the World Series in 1999 and 2000.  He retired for the first time after the 2003 season.  I was actually there during the 2003 World Series at the Yankees-Marlins game in Florida, where I saw Roger Clemens make his final pitch and receiving a long standing ovation from fans of both teams.

But then he came out of retirement to play for the Astros,  then retired again, then came back again, blah blah.  Kinda made the whole “I saw Roger Clemens’ last pitch” worthless lol.  But if he’s gonna play again for someone, I’m glad it’s the Yankees, cuz we need help right now, and we don’t got much else, but we’ve got money!! lol $28 million for a one-year contract?! That’s hot!

Me and The Team (my best friends Dan and Jackie) planned this snowboarding trip since like October and I almost forgot about it until a few days ago. Of course the first thing to do is go shopping for new gear! lol I got new Quicksilver ski pants, and new Burton ski jacket, and HOT HOT Oakley ski goggles. Haha gotta look good doing it even if I have NO IDEA what I’m doing!

So neither me or Jackie has ever snowboarded before, and Dan is a horrible teacher. I just start going and go straight down really really fast until I’m about to hit a tree or some kid, then I just fall hard to stop myself lol. This went on for about 3 runs and I’m getting beat up. But finally it just came to me and I figured out how to control the board to turn and slow down and S-surve and everything! Yay!!

Check out this movie I filmed of my friend Jackie snowboarding…

I just uploaded it so it should be available in a few minutes…

The Colts wins SuperBowl XLI!! Woohoo!! Peyton Manning led the Indianna Colts from an early upset in the game by the Chicago Bears to a 29-17 win! Perfect score since I randomly drawn a Colts-9 Bears-7 in the pool for a $150 win! Another woohoo!

Prince performed an amazing half time show, in pouring rain!! I’m suprised that nobody got eclectricuted! And I’m also glad I’m no longer in charge of casting for the hordes of half-time audience to fill the stage this year – must sucked to have to convince a thousand people to go out on the field in pouring rain and pretend to be happy and excited to see the Purple One :-p

The Colts deserved it. The Bears just got lucky this year, and the Colts worked their butt off. I could really care less about either team but since my team The Steelers had the worst year ever, my next choice became the Colts since my friend Jackie became a last minute Bears fan (she’s from Chicago), so I had to have an excuse to argue with her lol.

Congrats to Peyton and the Colts! Steelers take notes please! Next year Steelers, next year!

Back in September Jessica Simpson denied that she was going out with John Mayer, but this past week the two have been spotted all over LA, having lunch together, having drinks, rubbing each other’s backs, holding hands, “canoodling”, and the latest sighting has been John Mayer and Jessica along with Papa Joe Simpson and Ashlee at LAX airport earlier today – right before Thanksgiving!! Perhaps heading for Texas where Jessica’s whole family is… Wooooah, This is getting juicy!

Nevertheless, I’m going to say at this time it’s NOT HOT for John Mayer to get with Jessica Simpson. I mean yes, he’s very talented, and she’s beautiful, and YES it’s hard for nerd folk rocker to get laid with pop hottie, so I completely understand he’s gotta get some when he can… BUT does anyone think this is a good match? I mean come on?! What does these two possible have in common to talk about?

Oh yea, I’m not saying it’s not hot just because John dropped out of our iPod Nike+ race, sure he had better things to do like his tour and publishing his book… lol too busy to compete with me online? I think maybe he’s just pissed off I beat him in the first round…

(Click to Enlarge) This is how far John Mayer travels on stage during one night’s performance

(Click to Enlarge) This is how far I travel during one night’s dancing at clubs

Emmitt Smiths probably THE best running back in the history of football, holding the record for all time rushing. No. 22 for the Dallas Cowboys in the 90s during the Cowboys dynasty where 5 Super Bowls were won together with QB Troy Aikman. Ahh those were the years where I was a Cowboys fan before my college years in Pittsburgh turned me Black and Gold (it’s unavoidable, anyone who ever lived in Pittsburgh becomes a Steelers fan eventually.)

Emmit has been in the news again – this time not for his ability on the gridiron, but for his skills on the dance floor! In the latest season of Dancing with the Stars on ABC, Emmitt and his professional dance partner Cheryl Burke blew through the competition wooing judges the whole way. Last night was the finals, Emmitt went head to head against Mario Lopez (a.k.a. AC Slater from Saved By the Bell). Both teams delivered near flawless performances, and the judges’ decisions were a TIE! Then it was up to America to send in their votes, and I can’t believe it! Emmitt wins!! Woohoo!! Despite Super Mario’s dimples and break-dancing moves, the rest of America voted for the underdog!! I mean Mario definitely had some dance training or just the good Latin gene before entering the contest so it would be like me entering “Survivor: Math Island”, lol it just wouldn’t been fair even if Mario won. But he didn’t, and Emmitt did – HOTT!

Not a lot of people like Kevin “the Britney Impregnating Machine” Federline, even Ne-Yo was calling him a freeloader in a recent interview. You know you are a pussy when a little R&B singer accused of being gay is dissing you in public lol! K Fed on the other hand just keeps going. He thinks he can be a rapper and goes out of his way to promote his new album (who cares what it’s called). While other artists go on David Letterman or Saturday Night Live to promote their releases, K Fed went to the WWE. He ended up got boo’ed out by the crowd and got F-U Slammed (yes it’s a technical term) by WWE star John Cena. The crowd goes wild! Here’s the clip if you missed it, I only wish the injuries in Pro Wrestling are real… lol either way, NOT HOT for K Fed.