In a very tragic story, a dead woman has found just outside American Idol judge Paula Abdul‘s house. The woman has been identified as Paula Goodspeed, who appeared in the audition segment of Season 5 of American Idol, and described herself as an artist and the first pic she ever drew was of Paula Abdul… kinda creepy.
Apparently the woman has stalked Paula Abdul numerous times, and her body was found inside a car just outside Paula’s L.A. home. Police believe it might be caused by a drug overdose.
So apparently this is the brilliant idea of Hollywood publicist retard Jonathan Jaxson, who thought this would help develop a more sexy/mature image for her. Adrienne’s future sister-in-law Kim Kardashian supposedly not only encouraged the little Disney poptart, but also went as far as picking out the bra in the photos and teaching her how to pose! Shocking, I know! Coming from the girl famous for her sex tape with Brandy’s brother R&B singer Ray J.
If I was Disney, I’d probably bitch slap both Adrienne and Jonathan. Bad career move Adrienne. Stop listening to these retard Hollywood agents/publicists, all they know (and I quote Ari Gold from Entourage) is how to “get their agency card laminated so they can fuck Mischa Barton at Shelter“.
What do you do when you break up with Country Music’s hottest new starlet? Well if you are Nick Jonas of the Disney band Jonas Brothers, you apparently trade down…
Camilla Belle is the lucky girl who’s getting Taylor Swift‘s sloppy seconds. I always said Frank “Bonus” Jonas was the smartest brother in the family…
The First Rule of Fight Club: If you are hired to protect Brad Pitt, don’t fight him!
The Second Rule of Fight Club: If you are hired to protect Brad Pitt, DON’T fight him!
Brad Pitt vs. Security Guard, by David Aguilera/BuzzFoto
Brad Pitt is just not having a great day. When he arrived at the Bruin Theatre in LA for the premiere of his new movie The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, paparazzi broke through the security barrier and got up and personal. The more bizarre part is instead of controlling the paparazzi, one of the security guards hired by the theatre grabbed and restrained Brad!!
A picture is worth a thousand words. What is that thing that the security guard is clutching between his teeth??
Poor Brad, first Jennifer Aniston was quoted saying “What Angelina did was very uncool” in an interview with Vogue, now this. It’s just not your week!
I never believed Lindsay Lohan was a lesbian. I mean if you’ve seen what I’ve seen her do at the basement of the club Suede back in 2001, you wouldn’t either :-p Now it’s official! Page Six just leaked an interview from the next issue of Harpers Bazaar:
When asked if she considered herself a bisexual, Lohan answered, “Maybe. Yeah.” But she was adamant that she wasn’t a lesbian, giving an emphatic, “No,” when asked.
There you have it… Remember this picture I took a year ago of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson? And remember how Perez Hilton tried to steal it? I guess LiLo is just playing for both teams!
Disney should do what the NFL does, fine their players whenever they do something stupid. All their little pop stars seem to all have problems with naked pictures. First Vanessa Hudgens, then Miley Cyrus, now one of the Cheetah Girls Adrienne Bailon (Does anyone remember her from the early 2000′s group 3LW? lol I totally hung out with them at their rehearsal studio yeeeaars ago). So poor Adrienne lost her laptop at JFK airport, then paid some man $1000 to return it, only to find out the scumbag has sold her almost-nude pictures to several publications…
I’ve been struck with an unusual case of modesty this year… Ewww! lol I was just updating my Facebook and realized I have all these pictures I’ve taken with different celebrities this year. Well, here’s to end of modesty and shameless self-promotion…
