It’s Noami Campbell’s birthday and she’ll cry if she wants to! And that is exactly what happened last night as she celebrated her 38th birthday in Cannes.

According to TMZ, the model was on Diddy’s yacht with Chris Rocancourt, con man and convicted felon. After getting into an argument with Diddy, he got fed up and kicked the birthday girl right off the yacht, tears and all!

Campbell is having a bad run, after yelling racial slurs at cops, being charged with attacking a policeman at Heathrow airport, and throwing a temper tantrum over some lost luggage.

Perhaps she should not only find some new friends but start living by the golden rule “Treat others how you expect to be treated.” Maybe then she would stop getting kicked off yacht’s on her own birthday.