This is one of those awful stories that you can’t help but secretly laugh about. So there’s this guy from Florida named Michael Wiley, who led police on a wild 8-minute high speed chase in his Ford Explorer last week, at which point, the police called off the chase for fear of putting others in danger on the road. He was arrested the next day.

Now this seems like a pretty normal story until you find out the guy is a TRIPLE-AMPUTEE!! That means he has NO ARMS and only ONE LEG!! More amazingly, this wasn’t the first time he’s in trouble with the law. In 1998, he led police on a 120 mph high speed chase, and in 1996, he was sent to prison for KICKING a Florida Highway Patrol trooper!! I mean how does he even do it!?? He has only one leg for god’s sake!!

Here’s the man himself, the meanest guy that ever hopped on this earth, the Wild Bill of handicapped men…

I saw the new Lindsay Lohan / Jane Fonda movie Georgia Rule over the weekend. I actually walked away quite enjoyed the movie. I mean what’s not to like when it’s practically Lindsay Lohan soft porn the whole movie!! I mean she tried to have sex with EVERY single male character in the movie (no joke!) using lines like “You don’t have to brush me or feed me after riding me.”

Then I had to sit down and write a review of it this morning for my company Kiwibox.com. I’m shocked of the words and sentences that came out of me. I mean I couldn’t come up with one good thing to write in a real review! Come on! I use to write glorious reviews for Britney Spears’ movie and novel!! (You didn’t even know she penned a novel did you? lol)

What’s wrong with me? I really DO like Lindsay (lol as if you can’t tell from my previous entry about partying with her) Well, here’s my harsh harsh NOT HOT review of the movie. But I have an excuse – just look at this picture here…

You HAVE to watch this video “informercial” of Facebook. It’s a parody after the eHarmony commercials. You know, the ones where couples are all lovey dovey and saying how amazing it is that they’ve found each other online, to the sound track of “everylasting love”.

The best part of the parody video is about 0:44 seconds in. This couple talked about they like to hook up and they don’t know how to categorize their relationship. I mean are they hook-up buddies? Friends with benefits? or what? Then came Facebook and problem solved – “It’s Complicated” lol.

I couldn’t agree more (click on the image on the right to see my Facebook profile page lol)! It’s BEEN complicated for me for like years already! How did we survive before MySpace and Facebook came along? haha

I get a call from my friend Lindsay (not Lindsay Lohan lol), who tells me that her cousin and her are looking for some place to go after going to the Georgia Rule movie premiere last night. So I’m like yea I have a list over at Marquee, and my friend says “Good, we are going to come with Lindsay Lohan after the company party at China Club.” I’m like what?? And my friend tells me her cousin apparently is the publicst for Mogan Creek, which produces Lindsay Lohan / Jane Fonda‘s new movie Georgia Rule.

So of course, I was going to make a special exception to go out since it is LiLo we are talking about here lol. But I started fading away quickly at night and was half asleep when my friend called me again telling me they are heading over to the club. I made a 2 second effort to get up, but I got lazy and just passed out. lol I must be getting old.

Then this morning, when I texted my friend asked her how the night went. She said she has videos of Lindsay Lohan dancing with Jane Fonda, to Mickey Avalon‘s song “Do the Jane Fonda“!! I’m like that’s like one of my favorite songs from one of my favorite new rappers!! I can’t believe I missed it! And furthermore, my friend said they went back with Lindsay and Garrett Hedlund (who plays Lindsay’s love interest in the movie) to the Four Seasons afterwards…

lol I guess there was only ONE SEASON at the Four Seasons last night, and it must be mighty chilly with the snow storm… burrrr…. lol

Since I was being lame and didn’t go out last night, I don’t have any fantastic pics of LiLo. So here are some recent pics from a British gossip magazine, from a leaked video of LiLo doing some blow in the bathroom stalls of the club Teddy’s in Los Angeles…

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Just last week I had a talk with my friend Josh about Ne-Yo. We were at the Spider-Man 3 premiere, and Josh gets a text message from Ne-Yo’s manager to produce a live performance series on video for him. Josh turned to me and ask if Ne-Yo is still relevant to 16-year-old girls and I said “YES! Take the gig!”

The next day his new album “Because of You” debuted, and today, a week later, it has risen to the top of the charts, selling more than 250k copies in the first week – amazing in today’s market!

So now I can say to Josh “I told you so!” and here’s the video of the single “Because of You“. Love the song, reminds me of last summer

Yesterday during the 7th-inning stretch at Yankee Stadium, ex-pitcher of the Yankees, the legendary Roger Clemens made an announcement that he will be rejoining the Yankees!!

The Rocket started his career as a Boston Red Sox, defected to the Yankees in the late late 90′s, helping to win the World Series in 1999 and 2000.  He retired for the first time after the 2003 season.  I was actually there during the 2003 World Series at the Yankees-Marlins game in Florida, where I saw Roger Clemens make his final pitch and receiving a long standing ovation from fans of both teams.

But then he came out of retirement to play for the Astros,  then retired again, then came back again, blah blah.  Kinda made the whole “I saw Roger Clemens’ last pitch” worthless lol.  But if he’s gonna play again for someone, I’m glad it’s the Yankees, cuz we need help right now, and we don’t got much else, but we’ve got money!! lol $28 million for a one-year contract?! That’s hot!

Paris Hilton got pulled over in February for speeding with no lights on. Now normally that wouldn’t be too big of a deal except in January she signed a document acknowledging she was not allowed to drive, because her license has been suspended back in September for drunk driving so she’s on 3-years probation!

This time the LA court has sentenced her to 45 days in jail starting June 5th. Now she’s really screwed (quite literally lol).

My advice would be to turn lemons into lemonade. Maybe she can get into making lesbian porn, since she’ll have 45 days to learn and practice. lol

This actually happened a couple days ago.  I didn’t have time to post and comment on the topic cuz I was too busy following the progress of Britney’s half-assed “comeback” tour lol.

So a recap: Some hackers found the HD-DVD encryption key a.k.a. AACS Processing Key, and posted it on Digg. With this key, people can crack the copy-protection and freely copy HD-DVD movie discs like you would copying a regular music CD.  Then Digg got a cease and desist letter and started to delete and remove all posts related to the topic because it’s copyright infringement. The geeks rioted over this and started writing posts like

“Digg deleted my hard drive for posting the HD-DVD KEY! Now my hard drive refuses to write in binary. I get Error Code: 09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0 . Oh, noz.”

By the end of the day there were over 50,000 diggs on HD-DVD hacking related topics, and Digg finally gave up. Digg Founder Kevin Rose made a post that said something like

“…effective immediately we won’t delete stories or comments containing the code and will deal with whatever the consequences might be. If we lose, then what the hell, at least we died trying.”

Kinda pathetic that they changed their tone after totally trying to censor the topic all day.  It’s a huge blow to AACS and Microsoft/Toshiba, but what do you expect? The hackers want to watch porn for free in HD, and the porn industry isn’t adopting Sony‘s Blu-Ray format, lol.

The power of Web 2.0 is amazing. Score 1 for the Geeks!

Britney Spears is back. Performing a not-so-secret mini concert at the House of Blues in San Diego last night, Britney was booked under the band name “M+Ms“, supposedly stands for “Mom and Ms.”, affirming her status as a mom AND newly single.

It was reported that Britney lip-synched through her whole show, which is only 5 songs and 16 minutes long anyway. Fans are both excited and disappointed when the only interaction she had with the audience was at the end of the show when she said “Thanks everyone for coming.”

Either way, this is a good start. Good comeback Brit! There’s a chance for our girl yet.

So finally the democrats got together and passed a War Funding Bill, which allocates $124 billion to fund the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, but also sets a withdrawl date for American troops, starting as early as July 1 and no later than Oct 1, with the goal of removing all combat troops by March 31 of next year.

Earlier this afternoon, the Senate majority leader Harry Reid (D-Nevada) and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-California) signed the bill and sent it over to President Bush, who in turn vetoed it in all about 3 hours’ time.

Sad…

But apparently our war-mongering President has his reasons, watch the video below from CNN (it’s going to pop up a new window, make sure your browser allows pop-ups from CNN.com).