I’m finally back! China was amazing! My friends and I had such a fabulous time shopping, partying, and basically causing all sorts of rukus throughout Shanghai, Suzhou, Taiwan, HongKong, and Macau… And I left all that to come home to super cold temperature, wind chills, and SNOW!! For the first time this season in New York I believe! What happened to Global Warming? Geesh… If we are all gonna drown in 40 years with the Polar Ice Cap melting, at least give me some early Springs now! lol

And look at all the juicy gossips I missed here while I was gone! Well, I’m gonna recap the last month in a Top 10 Hot/Not Hot List, and call it a day and move on

10. The Bears made it to the SuperBowl for the first time in 21 years! – Hot

9. American Idol runners up Katharine McPhee releases new album with shockingly slutty CD cover image. – Not so Hot role model for 14 year olds

8. Drinking and business negotiations starts at around 11 am everyday in China, getting plastered during lunch, then drink during early dinner at 5 pm, then going out to bars, lounges, or Karaoke VIP rooms or clubs as early as 7 pm to drink bottles upon bottles of Johnny Walker Black mixed with Green Tea – Hot

7. Isaiah Washington from Grey’s Anatomy makes gay-attacking comments at the Golden Globes – Not Hot – Get him off the show already! I mean his character can’t even operate anymore on the show!

6. Apple announces iPhone – Hot for the US market, but everyone in Asia was like so? We already had phones like that a year ago!

5. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama both “exploring” to run for the Presidency – Hot! We will finally have either a woman president or a black president!

4. China finally airs the Dave Chappelle/Oprah Winfrey “I’m Not Crazy” interview, where Dave says he’s turning down $50 million and not doing future seasons of the Chappelle Show – not Hot, where would Asian people find more Blackzilla episodes?

3. Paris Hilton’s personal belongings from a storage facility gets auctioned off cuz she didn’t pay a $208 bill, now everything is on the internet, complete with more nude photos, sex and drug use videos on ParisExposed.com – Hot – Dumbass! Why would you film your drug use in the first place, and who puts these kinda shit in a storage facility anyway!

2. No Texas Hold’em, No Craps, and NO DRINKING allowed in all the Casinos in Macau, China “the Vegas of the East” – Not Hot! Most boring and depressing and un-energetic gambling experience ever, EVER

1. Bush commits 20,000 more US Troops in Iraq – Way Way Not Hot

I’ve been a bad bad boy.

I should be writing more often, but with my huge New Years Eve party in New York, and then my vacation in Florida right now (btw, we are getting Mopads and riding around the beach this afternoon lol)… And in 2 days I will be in China!! Yes China!

I’ll be visiting Shanghai for a little over a week and then Hong Kong for a few days. I’ll be sure to report back all the Hotness and Not Hotness from the Far East.

Meanwhile, sift through the archives and have a little laugh at all the ridiculous picks I’ve made in 2006!