Come on, you know this is too hot of a topic for me to cover in only one entry. In fact, since the divorce is bound to drag on for months, I’ll be DISH’ing about it for a while lol. I have two good stories, one about all the gossips floating around the internet speculating on his Pre-Nup with Britney, and the other one about how I took the bottle of vodka away from him last Friday at our club. lol

There are rumors that say Kevin is getting as much as $10 million from Britney, which I think is ridiculous. This is the second time Britney married (remember the 55 hour Vegas fiasco with her childhood friend Jason Alexander?), and the first time her manager and lawyers were so quick to get her out of that one, I’m SURE they all learned their lessons and made sure things are tight this time around. So basically K-Fed won’t be touching any of Britney’s millions that she made before they got married, and is suppose to get 50% of the money since they got married but Britney has been doing nothing but popping out babies in those 2 years so HA!! K-Fed will be getting something like $30,000 a month for half the time of the marriage (which is half of 2 years). And since Britney filed on Nov 6, exactly 2 years and 1 month after the marriage, there are some speculations that she did it exactly to be within the 30 day “grace period” of her Pre-Nup agreement so she doesn’t have to pay him any more than she has to. Oh, and Britney shut off K-Fed’s phone and cancelled his credit cards!! LMAO!

On a more personal note, last Friday when K-Fed was performing at one of our clubs Stereo, at the end of the night I had a really hilarious fight with him and his entourage of like 10 white and black wannabe rappers. The club started thinning out after he insisted on performing, despite the fact everyone came wanting to see Britney (she didn’t show). At the end of the night he and his boys were sitting at their table looking really lonely and broke without any more free alcohol supplied by the club, so out of my drunken bad judgement (and my best friend Amy nagging me to hook her up with some fitted cap guy dancing at K-Fed’s table), I grabbed one of my bottles of vodka and brought it over to give to K-Fed for his table. I was chilling next to JC (from Nsync) who was too busy getting busy with some hot girl, 10 minutes later one of K-Fed’s entourage came up to me and told me to leave the table! I was like “Are you kidding?” – granted I was very drunk and I might have said more than that lol, he started talking mad shit back to me. So I reached over and grabbed my bottle back from K-Fed’s hand (he was all confused at this point), I was like “$&%# you, and you, and all your wannabe entourage!” and I walked out. In fact, I walked out of the club with the bottle and came home with it!! Haha, see the exact bottle right here as I write about it at this very moment!! lol I was a drunken mess but it sure felt good bitching out K-Fed, I’ll never forget the confused look he had on his face!! Priceless!! lol

Oh before I go, I leave you a Video from YouTube with K-Fed on MuchMusic completely clueless 1 day before the divorce filing and it even shows him getting Britney’s text message about the divorce!! haha SOOO NOT HOT!!