Not a lot of people like Kevin “the Britney Impregnating Machine” Federline, even Ne-Yo was calling him a freeloader in a recent interview. You know you are a pussy when a little R&B singer accused of being gay is dissing you in public lol! K Fed on the other hand just keeps going. He thinks he can be a rapper and goes out of his way to promote his new album (who cares what it’s called). While other artists go on David Letterman or Saturday Night Live to promote their releases, K Fed went to the WWE. He ended up got boo’ed out by the crowd and got F-U Slammed (yes it’s a technical term) by WWE star John Cena. The crowd goes wild! Here’s the clip if you missed it, I only wish the injuries in Pro Wrestling are real… lol either way, NOT HOT for K Fed.

Last week there was an aweful earthquake in Hawaii, registered 6.6 on the Richter scale. It destroyed many buildings, roads, knocked out power for cities. All in all, a very NOT HOT situation there… The good news is nobody died, which is amazing considering it’s a pretty huge disaster

Jay Hernandez plays the lawyer guy on ABC’s new hit series 6 Degrees, he plays Erika Christensen (Mae)’s love interest, and his character is this really nice guy that just wants to help people and is a hopeless romantic – good luck finding a real cool guy like that in New York! haha! So me and the crew ran into him at the club Stereo on Friday night, and he was just chilling at the bar. So we went up and took a picture with him and invited him to come hang out at our table. He was really nice, no big actor attitude at all. Then on Saturday night I stopepd by Stereo late, and guess who’s there again!! haha, when the club closed down and kicked everyone out, I ended up talking to him again outside, and I was like “You are always here!” lol

The Shake Shack is this little hamburger and food stand in the S.E. corner of Madison Square Park in New York. It’s basically right inside the park near the corner of 23rd st and Madison. I read about it in New York magazine, it is ranked #17 out of 101 best cheap food places in the city. I finally got to try it out, since it’s national “Take your Ex to the Park” day, lol. They even serve wine!! Awesome hot dogs and burger, and the vanila shake is amazing, I ordered a large which was too much, and it was freezing out so I had to threw away half of it cuz it was just too cold to hold it. They get so busy during the day they even have a Live Web Cam so you can see how long the line is before you go down there.

So Patrick Dempsey plays the hot asshole doctor that all the girls like on ABC’s Grey’s Anatomy. I didn’t really like or dislike him either way until last Thursday, when he pulled the most asshole card on the show – telling Grey that he doesn’t want to compete for her anymore – and Grey totally dump’ed the nice guy Finn (played by Chris O’Donnel, equally hot) because McDreamy’s fuckin’ game is just that good! I got kinda pissed since that’s so true and typical of girls, you always stick with the asshole that doesn’t want you! And then I found out Patrick Dempsey got choked and beat up by Isiah Washington on the set, which is kinda funny… read about it in the New York Daily News… lol poor guy, so NOT HOT this week…

So T-mobile has a new promotion called “My Faves”, basically you pick the Top 5 people you call the most, FROM ANY NETWORK, even if they are not on T-mobile, and all calls to them are FREE! They even made a really funny commercial for it! Click Here to Watch this video on YouTube! I posted it here so check it out! It’s hilarious, a guy finds his girlfriend’s phone number in his buddy’s “My 5″, and then the phone rings and the ringtone is “Secret Lover”. lol, maybe it’s just me, I find it really funny, cuz our of the top 5 people I talked to the most, there’s DEFINITELY a couple other guys’ girlfriends, haha (btw other guys’ girlfriends should make the hot list one day lol)

So everyone has known North Korea has been not-so-secretly working on a nuclear program. This week it’s been fully confirmed when they successfully detonated a nuclear warhead in a test, to pretty much demonstrate to the world that they now have the capability to blow anyone up if they get pissed enough. The tremors were felt all the way in Japan and South Korea. The leader of North Korea is Kim Jong-il, who’s pretty much crazy. He has sent special forces into South Korea to kidnap his favorite actress to bring back to him. What a nut job! Well, now his has nuclear weapon! I find it ironic how when we thought Iraq is possibly making nuclear weapon we just sent in troops and took over the country, but when someone actually is proven to have nuclear weapon, all we can do is just impose “sanctions” – lol cuz if we really piss them off, they might actually have something to kick our ass with, and we don’t want that.

Paris Hilton’s new music video (ok it’s not so new, it’s been out for like 3 weeks now) is actually pretty good. Her songs are catchy and poppy (come on, give the girl a break, she’s not trying to win a Grammy, she’s just making happy poppy music and she’s NOT BAD). I mean if you listen to the lyrics it’s a little racy, “Nothing in this world can stop us tonight, I can do what she can do so much better”… Oh I bet you can Paris. But the video is really cool, it’s an triumph for the underdog story, haha since I was such a little dork back in high school, cheers for Paris for making this video! Watch this video on YouTube – oh and speaking of YouTube, Google just bought them out for $1.6 BILLION today, now THAT’S HOTTT!!

Yep, the season’s over for the Yankees. I mean for as much as they players are getting paid and for as much as I’m paying for my seats at every game, they couldn’t even even get past Detroit! Are they suppose to be the best team in the league? Geesh! Besides, Jeter and Damon flaked on coming to my party at Dirty Disco a week ago and I’m still mad at that, lol. Yankees, SOOO NOT HOT right now.

Lastly, I have to point out that this has been an extremely WEIRD week with relationships. Everybody’s EX’es are all of a sudden in the picture now, I fought with my Ex, made up, and fought again, two of my friends’ Ex’es came back to town and dump’ed the people they were seeing who are now their Ex’es and are trying to get back with my friends, Puffy’s Ex is totally back in the picture again Ewww, My Food and Wine girl went to have Food and Wine with her Ex, I ran into my Ex Ex Ex outside my club after she lived in France for years and the first thing she said is “Are you still talking shit about me?” lol… At the end of the day, I look to my whiteboard, on which I have accumulated almost 3 years of signatures and random notes by drunk people at my apartment, my third house rule (right after No Free Ride on the D-Train and No jumping on the IKEA bed) says “Ex’es Need to Stay Ex’es”, and that is the truth. Ex’es are NOT HOT this week